Wipe the foam away

A phrase derived from an episode of Hollyoaks. Can mean

1. Literally, to wipe the foam away after someone has had an epileptic fit to make them more comfortable

2. To ignore someones physical state and to patch them up in order to kiss/pull/sleep with them, regradless of how ill/unconcious/drunk they are.
George pulled last night, she vommed so much but he wiped the foam away and got on with it

Theres only one thing to do that late in the evening - Wipe the foam away and dive in
by GeorgeSB November 04, 2007
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one wipe wonder

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.
Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!
by steve-i rastafari August 28, 2005
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wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
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Ajax Spray and Wipe

The act of ejaculating into your hand and smearing it onto your partner's face
I love to ajax spray and wipe with my partner. We certainly clean house.
by AlphaDelta February 17, 2015
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One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.
If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.
by Lizard987 October 30, 2008
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Getting Some Wipes

The act of cleaning ones own spunken off the seats of their parents Qashqai
I just had a hot affair with my hand and now I’m getting some wipes
by The Crimson Commodore April 04, 2021
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dirty ass-wipe

That dirty ass-wipe just cut me off.
by poohbar January 24, 2010
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