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one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection
Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"
by t_murph October 17, 2013
mugGet the one erectionermug.

One-Duder

Jack - "I need to use the bathroom."
Ray - "Sorry man. I was here first and it's a one-duder."
by Ray Masterson December 19, 2006
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shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.
Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.
by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009
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one for Jeff

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one
Like When Jeff comes to your house and you say have a beer
by El Guapo March 31, 2005
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Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch
by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016
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Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".
"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"
by Bruk May 1, 2009
mugGet the Tug of onemug.

One Campaign

Created in conjunction with Bono of U2, the ONE Campaign is a U.S.-based, non-profit organization which aims to increase United States government funding for international aid programs.

ONE was originally founded by a coalition of 11 non-profit humanitarian and advocacy organizations — including DATA (Debt, AIDS, Trade in Africa), World Vision, Oxfam America, and Bread for the World — with funding from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. In 2007, ONE announced that it would be merging with DATA.

One is supported by Edun, which creates a line of clothing creating visibility for the project. The One Campaign is supported by musicians such as Switchfoot, Third Day and Paul Avion.
The One Campaign was created in conjunction with U2's Bono and with support from other musicians such as Third Day, Paul Avion and Switchfoot. You can show support by wearing the One shirt or ring.
by Sachan August 9, 2008
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