Coat

My ex Penny is a COAT, she stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for the last 3 years.

by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021

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coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

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It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

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Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

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Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

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The old coat trick

When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Ayo let’s go show this nigga “the old coat trick”

by deadmemecity September 8, 2020

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