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Schrödinger's chat

1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it

Or

2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
Did Miquita Oliver ever mean anything she said, or was it just Schrödinger's chat?
by Reudini April 20, 2021
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chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.
Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!
by R1KS August 26, 2013
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air chat

When you get hyped in the moment and you begin typing unrealistic scenarios
Dami: Cant wait to go L.A next week!
Elie: Same! I'm going to make a podcast and make 2 million next week soon as we get there.
Dami: Please stop air chatting.
by im on two percent November 19, 2019
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Sarcasti-chat

Having an online chat with someone that would be considered rude, nasty or mean if it were in person or overheard by strangers or the people who are being spoken about, but the buffer of being online softens it. Frequently bitchy, catty or petty, it is nevertheless entertaining as hell to the participants, who wonder why they are never this funny when they are in the same room.
"I wonder if their ears are burning? I just got done having a particularly good sarcasti-chat with Carlo on Facebook, where we trashed everyone we knew. I haven't laughed that much in ages. I'm TERRIBLE."
by Jonno333 April 27, 2012
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chatting wam

chatting wam is when you or someone else is or had been chatting shit about something or spreading rumours
pussy: “psst did you hear about millie getting off with aiden, apparently she tossed him off and he fingered her!”

You: “oi G what you chatting wam for u pussio”
by dykey dani July 9, 2019
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chitty chat

A chitty chat is a cute cat. The word is derived fom a combination of the english "kitty cat" and the french word "chat" ʃa, which means cat. Despite the french origin, the "chat" part of this word is pronounced like the english word "chat".
Look, over there, that's a cute chitty chat. Come here, chitty chat! pspspspspspps
by Kant0sh October 13, 2022
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chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.
Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".
by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014
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