New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

Carthage New York

Located in frozen hell, go to Carthage high school and you’ll find the whores and the fuckboys!! Everyone there is somehow related so be careful dating up there y’all. You can find heroine and weed there’s nothing to do because it’s fucking freezing most of the year. Oh and if you want some free head ask any girl at the school they’re all secretly hoes. We have the shitkickers and the townies the whores and bitches then the military kids.oh and let’s not forget that many families are from natural bridge the incest capital:)!!!!! Ya nastys

ugh Carthage New York is filled with weirdos

by Brappppp. May 14, 2018

New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016

New York Second

Super Fast Second

Would you give me a New York second?

by Michelle007 December 17, 2021

New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

new york hammer

Referring to a male who has enlarged penis

Have you seen the new guys package ? Yes I have and that boys got the New York Hammer!

by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019

new york pickle

When a guy does it from behind with a girl, and before they cum, bend the girl over and yell "taxi" as they shove a pickle up the girls ass.

Guy 1: why did she leave you?
Guy 2: I think it's because i surprised her with a New York Pickle.

by Ryu is Bae December 5, 2017