Screenshot or it never happened 

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

Screenshot or it never happened by bangfish September 22, 2009

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

You'll never 

-a phrase, commonly used by people who are followed by creepers, in an attempt to divert them away.

Mike: Hey ladies.

Woman: Don't bother. You'll never.

Mike: She wants me.

You'll never by Creeping always January 31, 2008

the miracle never happen 

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

the miracle never happen by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich 

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

Love Never Dies 

1) Preposterous sequel to THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA unfortunately greenlit by Andrew Lloyd Webber in a misguided attempt to relive his glory days and milk the brand potential of his biggest success. Unfortunately it travesties the characters and stories of the original, which was noticed by its fanbase, and consequently the project bombed.

Synonymous with: fanfiction, unnecessary sequels, travesty, George Lucas, revionism, canon rape

2) The subtitle for BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (dir. Francis Ford Coppola).

"Have you seen Love Never Dies?"

"Paint Never Dries, you mean?"

Love Never Dies by lootcontrasweet December 27, 2012

ur fave could never 

Referring to someone who couldn't do as well as someone else. In example, used to say singer 2 couldn't do something singer 1 could. In normal terms, if someone says they look good, and say 'ur fave could never', they are basically just saying that they look really good.

Girl 1: Wow singer 1 is so amazing!!
Girl 2: I prefer singer 2
Girl 1: But singer 1 can hit that whistle tone! Ur fave could never.

ur fave could never by BabyBunnyBoy October 15, 2017