Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

mustard gas

Mustard gas is very toxic if you smell this stuff you will die it's made out of C₄H₈Cl₂S.

during the iran war they used mustard gas to damage the enemy.

by War expert November 8, 2022

Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg

“Oh No, Leg Mustard

by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! April 18, 2022

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Mustard

One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.

WHAT’LL IT BE FELLAS, MUSTARD? OR KETCHUP!

by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024