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Mountain Pretty

A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.
Fred: Mmm. That Frida sure is pretty.

Me: Sure, dude. Mountain pretty.
by Gottagobye February 14, 2023
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Coal Mountain

A town in southern West Virginia in Wyoming county that was known for it's booming Coal Mining country.
I'm going home to Coal Mountain to visit my family.
by shannondrown October 20, 2008
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Mountain FM

A monopolizing radio station in Squamish, British Colombia that broadcasts over the Sea to Sky corridor. 90% of the music is tasteless and outdated. The only reason anyone listens to Mountain FM is so that they don't have to sit in awkward silence, listen to themselves think, or listen to CBC Radio while driving.

Was unfortunately the "Official radio station of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Winter Games"
Making the drive from Vancouver to Whistler or vice versa is incredibly scenic, just make sure you have an iPod or CD's so you don't have to listen to Mountain FM.
by Not my real name!!!!!!!! July 28, 2010
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Rocky mountains

We use the term Rocky Mountains when referring to either selling or doing crack. Because of the reference to crack rocks =Rocky mountains
You wanna go skiing in the Rocky Mountains or you wanna go to Alpine Valley?? Either way it'll take me an hour to get there!
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Balls Mountain

Basically a mountain for porn stars and people who masturbate.
Hey Adrian, you keep jerking off so go take a hike on balls mountain!
by Real YT Tartarus April 29, 2021
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Jade Mountain

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.
Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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