Mitchell

A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.

Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell

by ARinneyTinTin June 10, 2022

mitchell

to spend 8 hours in a bunker producing a software implementation that would otherwise be an entire company product

leave him alone, hes mitchelling

by s33ms33 June 23, 2022

Mitchell

A person who definitely makes out with his own father, most likely even spreads his cheeks for him as well. He also smokes copious amounts of weed and vapes like a high schooler.

Philip: You know Mitchell?

Surya: Yeah, I do.

Philip: He kisses his dad bro.

Surya: Not surprised tbh, he takes it in the ass from him too I bet

Philip: ……he does

by suryothomere February 28, 2022