The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

Michigan Turkey by Reeducation November 23, 2020

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Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

Michigan greeting by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

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michigang

Often people that live in Michigan use this term. Michi- As in the state Michigan, and Gang- as in the word gang. It’s usually a group of Michiganders who want to change the term to Michigang.

Yeah man! I live Michigan! Michigang all that way dude.

michigang by AD162002 December 2, 2020

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Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.

“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”

Michigan by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021

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