mexican oyster

When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime

Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster

by JKScandal April 1, 2015

Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Annoying Mexican

The one Mexican in school who plays Mexican music at full blast
or who pulls up in his dads truck saying its his cuh

hey have you heard of the new Annoying Mexican?
how could you not hear him?

by Annoying Mexican February 4, 2021

mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.

Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?

by Mr. GL April 15, 2017

Local Mexican

User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.

"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"

by ameteriavis August 29, 2021

Sweaty Mexican

Tequila shot with a Clamato back

Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”

by All about Thelma September 20, 2019