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mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.
Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.
by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016
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Local Mexican

User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.
"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"
by ameteriavis August 29, 2021
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red mexican

a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders
by beastkillah November 20, 2013
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Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020
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Mexican Heaven

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels
by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012
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Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.
n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions
by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011
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Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight
by MTinside January 28, 2018
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