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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019
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Mash

Slang for male, man or mate
by TongPoZopf November 11, 2019
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Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.
Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!
by Jersey King September 30, 2020
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love mash

She love mashed that dog, she wouldn't stop talking about how cute he was.
by Fig Jam April 3, 2023
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018
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Mashed

Damn dude, I'm pretty mashed right now .
by High-c- December 20, 2016
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