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Maple Blood

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.
"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"
by 0rphac October 12, 2022
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Maple Creemee

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.
- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee
by MinMax123 October 12, 2022
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maple sugar

Have you tried Crescent Moon’s Maple Sugar?
by Daniibabanii May 4, 2023
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Maple Chugger

A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.
American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.

Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.
by SpectacularCr0w May 4, 2023
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Maple

A word that can be used to describe a kind or thoughtful person
or
A way to describe a victorious or awesome moment.
“That girl went out of her way to help us.” “Oh yeah, Abbey she’s so maple. She is like that around everyone.”
or

“When we won our soccer game that was so maple.” or “That sunrise today was maple, I’ve never seen one that beautiful.”
by radiantgirl2000 June 25, 2023
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Maplewashing

Maplewashing refers to a tendency by Canadian governments, institutions, and media to perpetuate the notion that Canada is morally superior to other countries, thus sanitizing and concealing negative historical and contemporary actions.
By engaging in maplewashing, Canada downplays its complicity in the exploitation of natural resources in developing countries, masking its role in perpetuating global inequality and environmental destruction. This practice also obscures the country’s ongoing violations of indigenous sovereignty and the disastrous impacts of colonialism. Furthermore, Canadian politicians often use maplewashing to present the nation as a humanitarian leader while simultaneously enforcing harsh immigration policies that disproportionately target refugees and asylum seekers from marginalized backgrounds. Additionally, maplewashing serves to conceal Canada’s significant contributions to the global arms trade, thereby hiding its involvement in fueling conflicts and human rights abuses worldwide.
by capncanuck August 3, 2024
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Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
by Tarqs August 22, 2024
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