Shawty Made The Ass Clap

Shawty with dem shotties just made yo ass clap harder then your uncle hitting you from the back.

For example..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY CHEEKS ARE PURPLE PRUNES

Bro, Shawty Made The Ass Clap with gravity and shit.

by MyNiggaCottonPicker123 April 14, 2020

How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 07, 2022

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 06, 2024

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022

Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 08, 2024