A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

Dat Lone

Destroy Lonely's music. Typically a specific song that transcends the listener.

I was driving at night when Dat Lone came on and I immediately began to think I was Batman.

by Cqsmic May 15, 2023

Lone Lee

a very strange person. he gives a shit about himself and makes jokes about everything and everyone, including: dead people, discusting stuff, pedophilia, rape in general, religion, warcrimes, genocides, every person he knows and himself
he is mostly harmless but can get angry really fast. mostly because un-important bullshit

strenght: beeing an asshole, beeing honest

weakness: emotional, cries because of stuff

Lone Lee: what does a pedophile have on his foreskin?

peter: i dunno...?

Lone Lee: baby teeth!

peter left the server.

100% not FBI joins the server

Lone Lee left the server

by Cpt.Razgriz March 18, 2018

Sigma male lone wolf

Jonathan anwsering Mariyham questions.

"Did you do your task Jonathan?"
-Sigma male lone wolf. No go fuck your self Mariyham

by Sigma male lone wolf March 14, 2024

Sigma male lone wolf

When a student contradicts a teacher

Teacher - " You need to do your task!"
Sigma male lone wolf - " Go fuck your self! "

by Sigma male lone wolf March 17, 2024

lonely king

A song made by CG5

p1:Hi do you know the new cg5 song?
p2:ya lonely king

by when you bottom text September 29, 2022

lonely hater

Yo lonely hater is someone who loves his ex even if she left him 4 years ago. Its a new creation found in 2020 in lockdown when men were lonely as hell. Invented by ciege ayy

Why are you single?
Geuss i'm just a lonely hater.

by Ciege ayy March 27, 2022