Santa leg

When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant

Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg

by sluggerbob December 11, 2010

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

Leg Boy

A derogatory insult referring to someone who is tall solely because they are tall.

Zach: Shut up Leg boy!

Jacob: What the fuck bro thats so mean!

by EJYT September 12, 2023

leg-hug

(1) Where you use yer legs to wrap around someone's waist in an affectionate cuddle; this is often done from behind, where you both are sitting on the floor. Extra points if you're barefoot at the time, since this not only eliminates the danger of your accidentally bruising your friend with hard shoe-soles, but it also allows him to tenderly fondle your toes in response to your loving gesture.
(2) Where you drape someone's legs over your shoulders and then wrap yer raised arms savoringly around his calves/thighs. This mutually-pleasurable action is often administered as a thank-you gesture to the person for his cuddling with you, letting you massage his feet/legs, etc.

I love how Tiffany allows me total access to her juicy real estate, and so I always give her a nice snuggly leg-hug afterwards.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

best legs

the best legs

Nathan Thompson has the best legs

by eggy smo November 28, 2017

Sticky leg

The unanticipated ejaculation produced from a male's penis whilst wearing trousers, normally in the form of tight skinny jeans which then begins to run down one's leg. This is normally produced in nightclubs across the world from grinding on a potential sexual partner for too long.

"Alright mate? why are you heading to the toilet, the club is banging?"

"I've got to go to the toilet and wipe this sticky leg off, I've been grinding with a girl all night!"

by JDS97 June 7, 2016

Legs of Leadership

Possessing adequate sized legs to motivate subordinates and drive success in the workplace.

We noticed at Friday’s standup meeting that Dylan did not have Legs of Leadership, and could never be a true leader of men.

by Blue Collar Father February 18, 2023