The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag August 14, 2012
Get the Knob Lag mug.The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
by Idisch August 2, 2023
Get the het lag mug.Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.
Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.
Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.
Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.
Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.
Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.
Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017
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Get the Lags McGee mug.Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems
I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
Get the Drug lag mug.During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
Get the Brain Lag mug.In an effort to eliminate hurtful homophobic slang from our American slang, please say LAG when ever you are tempted to call someone a FAG.
Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.
Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.
Omigod you're acting like such a LAG, just go say hi to that horny girl already. You know she will totally let you bone her in her b'dunk'a'dunk
by American Unity Movement June 28, 2011
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