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Knife

Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
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Knife

A synonym for nice! Refers to the lyric, nein! from Rammstein's Du Hast.
Wife: hey babe, we got our stimulus check today.
Husband: Knife!
by anonymous October 31, 2021
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Knife hand

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!
My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.
by Devildaughter03 November 1, 2021
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knife nuff nice

an amazing word made by an amazing person. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Knife nuff nice.....

Don't mess up that line Kageyama!!!
by \_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ /sus ඞ September 14, 2021
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Knife kink

Kayla and Victoria are savages for having knife kink!
by Luiz September 19, 2021
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Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.
The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife
by Ao10110 September 27, 2021
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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