keyboardian slip 

A mistype resulting from a combination of subconscious thought s and/or feelings and the layout of the human interface device known as a computer keyboard. Usu. occurs between participants of an instant messenger communication.

Ben: Alright Mike, g'night
Mike: sweaty dreams
Mike: er sweet dreams.
Ben: ...
Mike: dude i didnt mean that
Ben: was that a keyboardian slip?
mike has disconnected

keyboardian slip by jacorah January 6, 2008

keyboardery

The act of playing a piano (or other keyboard instrument) in order to impress someone or to attract attention, especially if said playing is loud and obnoxious.

I heard someone playing "Chopsticks" in the recital hall – it was blatant keyboardery.

keyboardery by Yoeth Gallopers September 2, 2015

keyboad 

The preferred type of keyboard, superior to all others.

Apart from being physically superior, the word keyboad also SOUNDS superior. It would not be as perfect if it was spelled with an "S" or an "R", as in keyboard or keyboasd.

Guy 1: Dude, my new keyboard is pretty awesome
Guy 2: Really? Yeah, well I don't have a keyboard. I have a keyboad.
Guy 1: Woah! I wish I had a keyboad.

keyboad by the cheesechomper June 8, 2009

Kayboard 

A misspelling due to typing a near-by key instead of the intended key.

I lijed that movie too. Lol, kayboard.

Kayboard by Nali Pelu January 6, 2011

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keybord by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

keyboarding 

v
Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.

When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.

keyboarding by Blayne September 23, 2005

Keyboardface 

The condition of having red key-marks on your face from slamming your face into your keyboard. Usually happens around 1-5 AM when you are too tired to stay awake.

Bob: Dude, I fell asleep while on the computer last night and woke up on my keyboard. Do I have really bad keyboardface?

Dave: Yeah, you have red key-marks all over your face.

Keyboardface by Zeith May 17, 2009