Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018

carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 22, 2012

Middle-key

between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵

literally, this is so like, middle-key.

by GrandmaSierra February 23, 2022

Rope Key

To continue sexual intercourse even after having lost an erection.

Golly, I was so drunk last night that I had to force the old Rope Key. I feel so silly.

by trop142 November 30, 2010

master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating

mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom

by vagina jim bob February 12, 2016

queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.

"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"

by missiwis June 03, 2019