Jordan

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life

"God, that guys such a Jordan..."

by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017

Jordan

Short fuck

Ur short as fuck Jordan

Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE

Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis

by Hioiioii November 23, 2019

Jordan

The random new kid that has no friends and sits in the corner touching him self in every class.

That new kid is such a Jordan.

by digbickmommy May 27, 2018

Jordan

gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob

ME: Hey jordan
Jordan: Gaming Noob Gaming Gaming *leaves*

by Bhunky Munky May 30, 2021

jOrDaN

no one likes her. she is really annoying and she has no friends

look away there is jordan

by hwhwkewllwkw March 11, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is an extremely awesome person, who makes an amazing big brother, he may have a few fall out with his siblings but will Always be there for them no matter what... Jordan is a very hard person to find he is unique and special in his own way.... Everyone loves him and don't think u can name one person who knows him who dislikes him... He is a very generous person and love to have a good laugh with his friends and family... Jordan makes an awesome friends because he is loving, caring, nice, helpful etc... If he gets a girlfriend i'm sure as hell swear she will be the luckiest girl alive...

Girl 1: I have a new boyfriend!
Girl 2: cute! Who is he?
Girl 1: his names Jordan!
Girl 2: omg!! I can already tell he is an awesome person, ur a very lucky girl!

by 13ah.161 January 1, 2017

Jordan

A bitch cunt who needs to play more clash of clans and less of for honour. Also a big drama queen. Also sucks at chel

I pulled a JOrdan last week

by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019