auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.

Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.

by imadetheword March 23, 2019

Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance

that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper

by Snow510 October 28, 2009

Jerk it June

It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on

Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24

by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 23, 2019

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb

payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk

by graysonmiller April 14, 2017