January 30

National WEASEL DAY!!!
Anyone born on this day is a weasel!

National Weasel day is on January 30th

by BigBoyJasmine October 21, 2019

January 10

Heyyyy...
Its national tell some tea(gossip) day🍵
National spam on your social media❤️ 😂

Girl #1: (whispers tea(gossip) to another girl)
Girl #2: OMG really!!!
Girl #1: Afterall its january 10

by Real_bitch!!! January 7, 2020

January 23

On this day you can lose your virginity just by asking

Hey baby girl can I fuck you?

Not what the fuck?

Well it's January 23

Oh ok then

by Pusydestoyer69420 November 1, 2019

January 1st

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.

I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!

by ae123456 January 1, 2010

January 1

National nut in a bear day.
Get your favorite stuffed bear and nut away.

Chad- Dude it's January 1st you know what that means!
Connor-yeah i do ima nut in a bear

by Ghost Gaming October 17, 2019

January 18

InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles

" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "

by Joe...... papa sike u thoight November 3, 2019

January 9

National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER

Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”

Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020