you caught me in my nightie

When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.

Howard: oh no what are you doing here?

Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.

by MeetMyMeat December 08, 2019

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i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 13, 2024

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It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.

by UltimateDoge January 08, 2025

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You Lied To Me

You Lied To Me Is A Reference From asdf movies

Person1: Did You Know Carrots Are Good For Your Eyesight?
(Person2: (Pushes Some Carrots Up His Eyes
Person2: You Lied To Me!

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS March 03, 2017

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can you get me a run

How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.

Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”

Hey big bro, can you get me a run for this weekend?

by NSvero August 22, 2022

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