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Inch

Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage
“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend
by Supertuscan88 September 9, 2018
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
by EmsyXx October 10, 2020
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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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5.17 inches

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average
by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
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2 inches

a word to discribe one of my friends peenis size
wow my friend *blank* has 2 inches!
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK August 23, 2022
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a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking
“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”
by Lil Fence September 22, 2019
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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
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