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Sheet Hustler

A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby
Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.
by Mermaid Mel March 11, 2023
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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
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Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
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Sheet Keet

What is said when someone does something or says something it a dumb way without meaning to.
Kit: "why the fuck would u spit in my shoe"
Paul: Sheet Keet
by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012
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pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
by eemocham June 7, 2017
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Fitted sheet

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN
by Ltboston September 24, 2018
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Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant
Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.
by lianaface! October 23, 2008
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