Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.
Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”
by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 18, 2022
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pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
by notmyrealnameeeeeee February 11, 2016
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sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.
She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!
by January 29, 2021
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Yeet sheet music

You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.
I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.
by okboomer457293 November 05, 2020
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Sheet-Fiend

A Sheet-Fiend is someone who goes places just to try and have sex with as many people as he can while they are there. Common places these people go to are Night clubs, parties, strip clubs, essentially they go to places where there's gonna be a lot of horny people.
"Yo did you see what Jacob was doing last night at the party?"
"No, What was he doing this time?"
"He was being a TOTAL Sheet-Fiend"
"Sounds about right"
by DevilsReject02 March 20, 2024
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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
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navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.
“Oh he has navy sheets!”

Yea you’re fucked
by Mjmarsh August 22, 2024
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