Post Milky

Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.
Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"
by sparrowman360 August 16, 2022
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envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour
You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
by Echobud August 24, 2023
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post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.
Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.
by Warren Buffet jr. December 05, 2008
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post-decent

Something that is above the level of decency, exceeding expectations
"She's post-decent fam"
by CarrotBoi February 11, 2016
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post funk

Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)

by twood August 17, 2007
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Cig post

A cigarette smoking session at a specified spot. Wherever the place is, it is called a post. The people involve in the smoking are having a post, like manning a post for the military, but instead its just simply an individual or a group smoking a cigarette.
John just blew his load, now he is going on a cig post outside the hotel room.

During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.
by ballplayer182 March 06, 2022
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Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisees word for “bullshit.”
Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.
by Fasters May 20, 2022
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