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Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”
Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.
by Fasters May 20, 2022
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Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.
Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012
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post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014
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Ghost Post

The idea Snap Chat stole from Katie. You post ideas and pictures and then they disappear....like ghosts. Yandi doesnt believe it. But it happened. Ghost Post. Patent Pending. Copywright 1984.
Did you see Kayne's Ghost Post about Mister Rodgers...oh wait, it's gone.
by Red_band_trailer December 21, 2018
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Cig post

A cigarette smoking session at a specified spot. Wherever the place is, it is called a post. The people involve in the smoking are having a post, like manning a post for the military, but instead its just simply an individual or a group smoking a cigarette.
John just blew his load, now he is going on a cig post outside the hotel room.

During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.
by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022
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post verbal

The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort
Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.
by ludope April 3, 2021
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envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour
You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
by Echobud August 23, 2023
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