horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

Horse and Buggy

Horse and buggy - To fart in a car with the windows rolled up, preferably with the heat on.

"Dude, what's that smell? Did you just fart? Did you just horse and buggy me?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Jesus, dude, roll the windows down!

by honeypothoney October 23, 2011

Horse Eyes

Girl with overly spread out eyes

Man that girl is like a 9 or a 10 man she more like a 4 or 5 with them horse eyes

by Snobglass October 8, 2016

Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

by Hench. May 25, 2011

big horse

Big horse is a term of endearment used by 20-35 year old males to express their appreciation towards a subpar male in their friend circle, usually in an attempt to boost their ego. It is most commonly used as a greeting.

“G’day big horse, how are we?”
“Not bad mate, just cruising”

by bgrewi December 13, 2020

horse chick

A girl, often slender and somewhat attractive who rides horses and talks about it constantly. She'll go out with her jockey clothes on smelling like shit and buying huge bags of carrots. The typical horse chick will have a condescending attitude toward people who don't own horses.

Damn, that chicks pretty fine. What the fuck is with those obnoxious boots and leggings, though?

Man, she's a horse chick, forget about her.

by Nelson Man Jello November 10, 2010

scabby horse

A lot of food. Variation on the phrase "i could eat a horse between two matresses"

I could eat a scabby horse

by davey crockett February 10, 2005