Horse Bitch

any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.

Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”

Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”

by Skiphorse20 June 8, 2018

horse queef

a starting hand of Q 8 in texas hold em.

Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.

by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018

Horse cock

A guy with a huge cock would say he has a horse cock🐎🍆, a horse cock also refers to a male horses huge cock

Girl-wanna fuck
Boy-hell ya
Girl-show me that horse cock

by My-6996 June 2, 2019

Horse Hockey

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses

The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey

by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020

Horse and Buggy

Horse and buggy - To fart in a car with the windows rolled up, preferably with the heat on.

"Dude, what's that smell? Did you just fart? Did you just horse and buggy me?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Jesus, dude, roll the windows down!

by honeypothoney October 23, 2011

big horse

Big horse is a term of endearment used by 20-35 year old males to express their appreciation towards a subpar male in their friend circle, usually in an attempt to boost their ego. It is most commonly used as a greeting.

“G’day big horse, how are we?”
“Not bad mate, just cruising”

by bgrewi December 13, 2020

horse chick

A girl, often slender and somewhat attractive who rides horses and talks about it constantly. She'll go out with her jockey clothes on smelling like shit and buying huge bags of carrots. The typical horse chick will have a condescending attitude toward people who don't own horses.

Damn, that chicks pretty fine. What the fuck is with those obnoxious boots and leggings, though?

Man, she's a horse chick, forget about her.

by Nelson Man Jello November 10, 2010