Holidanks

Derived from the term "Holidays", when every holiday is celebrated with the consumption of large amounts of marijuana. Holidays such as Christmas, Halloween, Labor day, and thanksgiving, are changed so the term "Dank" or other words related to marijuana can be added, creating Dankmas, Halloweed, Labor Dank, Danksgiving, and so forth. The official Holidanks include:

Dankmas or Christmas Dank
Labor Dank
Presidents Dank
Halloweed
Danksgiving
Independence Dank
Martin Luther King Dank
New Years Dank
Valentines Dank
4/20
Memorial Dank
Columbus Dank
Veterans Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with a veteran!)
April Fools Dank
Cinco De Marijuano
Fathers Dank & Mothers Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with your mom or dad!)
St. Patricks Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with someone Irish....or a leprechaun)

It is recommended that the Holidanks are celebrated with your friends by hot boxing, or by smoking a lot more than you usually do.

Friend 1: "Yo man you ready to celebrate Dankmas??"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah man I already bought an oz. of some dank!"

Guy 1: "Dude! I just bought enough dank to celebrate all of the Holidanks this year!"
Guy 2: "Awesomeeee"

by RMS93 February 1, 2010

holidaze

The feeling of utter exhaustion, usually the evening of Christmas. Caused by mass amounts of stress and leading up to a final relaxation once the day is over.

Paul: Hey, what's up with Megan?
Jason: Oh, after wrapping presents for the kids and cooking Christmas dinner for the family she's in a holidaze.

by Melanie T December 25, 2008

Holidate

Holidate. To date or to have some sort of relationship with someone, strictly during a holiday, extended break, etc.

Guy1"Dude, you see that hot chick over there"
Guy2 "Yeah, don't get your hopes up man"
Guy1"Don't have to, we're totally holidating, it's the best i could do!
Guy2 "Wow, who cares, a Holidate is good enough!"

by SamreidManez March 30, 2011

Max Haliday

megamind's white son

wow max haliday has the biggest forehead in the world

by laithlion80 March 10, 2020

holidate

The person, of a romantic nature or not, that you take with you to mitigate the insanity of being near family during major cultural events that require a lot of gathering, eating and spending quality time together. Examples of such holidays include Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter.

My holidate, Chris, and I will be playing the "racist and homophobic comments drinking game" when he comes home with me for Thanksgiving this year.

by Matthew Lake December 25, 2007

holoday

pl. holodays
Holidays without a plan, purpose or substance. Lacking the spirit or atmosphere. Without activities which are typically assigned to holidays. Holidays spent in the feeling of void, emptiness, boredom. Solitary holidays.

Tom hated the summer for he has always spent his holodays then in solitude and misery. Alone.

by Tom_Gore August 20, 2011

happy holidays

People really get pissed about this shit?

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...

by a pretty cool person December 24, 2013