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by mmsh August 20, 2005
Get the quarter to hooker mug.A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).
R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
by rusty9 June 23, 2010
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A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
by Arlingtoniscool June 19, 2007
Get the pirate hooker mug.OMG Staci and Bill were all over each other playing tonsil hockey with their tounges!!! DUDE IT WAS SO GROSS!
by Mr. A. Ludwig December 1, 2009
Get the Tonsil Hockey mug.One who STILL plays hockey regardless of age! Must have a seriously nice azz & look good in a pair of skates.......PERIOD! ;) Checking & boarding, just for fun, also required.
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