help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
Could you help me funk
by lord_fabulous November 27, 2015
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Air Help

The act of helping another person through way of hand gestures and staring, not physically being useful.
Don't worry, Dacie will Air Help.
by Chrispy Chicken June 21, 2020
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THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵
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by Ronit ^_^ October 15, 2023
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Man help

Thisb when you need help with thing that require physical strength like taking a lid off a jar for example.
I need man help. I can't get this television out of my car.
by MarianneM January 02, 2017
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Full range of help

Yeah there's the redirect. There is nothing wrong with my mind but THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH ME AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
Hym "Ha! 'Full range of help!?' Get the fuck out of here with that you piece of shit. No. I want the thing I want and nothing else. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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wtf help im traped

wtf why am in a website help
omfg help this is not a meme

how did i end up here wtf

wtf help im traped
by im traped send help May 27, 2020
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Happy to help

The most versatile phrase for when somebody thanks you but you: A) really don't care enough or B) there's not much else to say about it.
Internet User A: Omg thank you for writing this comment, it made my day!
Internet User B: Happy to help!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023
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