Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Hate wank

To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.

Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.

by This_guy0885 November 2, 2023

hate start

In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.

Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.

"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."

by Ghandito September 27, 2013

Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

hate finger

Hate finger: verb. Amazingly fingering someone while hating them every second because they wont do anything else

Peter just hate fingered me so good cause I wouldn't give him a BJ!

by Aunt_sexy September 8, 2015

Hate pimp

A public figure that uses generates outrage in order to push a political agenda. Hate pimps use exaggerations, deception and the false identification of impartiality to manipulate their followers.

Infowars hires hate pimps in order to generate fear which is used to sell their products.

by Datadude September 7, 2017

hate fever

It’s not hay fever it’s hate fever !!!

Just hate fever

by Renzo osaderuk February 7, 2022