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The Harrison

A seduction maneuver that trades subtlety for passion. Instead of waiting to see if you can negotiate an end of the date kiss, wait until your partner is in the middle of a sentence, grab her (or him) by the hair, and stick your tongue down their throat with such molten passion they forget what they were saying.

Ideally followed by continuing the conversation and the date as if nothing happened, while watching them try to recover their senses.
It just gets so dark so early- *the Harrison is employed* --um, I, hmm?
by iamcalledstrongbad November 26, 2010
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Hunter Harrison

A retard who couldn't run a railway and ruined them
Railfan 1: Thank God Hunter Harrison

is gone he almost killed CSX NS and CN

Railfan 2: yeah I guess I kinda likes him

"Railfan 2 was found dead in a river"
by Bnsf railway is better than cs September 5, 2021
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A harrison

Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.
I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out
by DonutDongMaster August 3, 2023
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Pull a Harrison Bergeron

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.
by SnatchMaster17 August 20, 2013
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Pulling A Harrison

When there is an awkward moment between two people and one person decides to make it even more awkward than it already is.
Person 1: I think I am gay
Person 2: Umm, sometimes I fart when I laugh
Person 1: Wtf dude stop pulling a Harrison on me
by Not Actually Putin May 4, 2015
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Rex Harrison

A British actor famous for his role as Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady. Because he wasn't a very good singer, he had a tendency to shout his way through a song rather than sing it. Thus, his name is now a verb that means to speak-sing because you couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.
Pierce Brosnan Rex Harrison'd his way through every number in Mamma Mia!
by JossBoss September 29, 2008
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Rye vs Harrison

"The Game" in which rye has kicked harrisons but 9yrs in a row cause harrison can't keep up.
"that rye vs harrison game was great last night wasnt it?"
"yeah the one where rye won for the 9th time then we all went back and partyed and got trashed untill we could no longer stand!"
"well that is another day in Rye"
by rye gal November 20, 2011
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