farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
by firerose222 December 28, 2025
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“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.
by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024
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by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
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by Subzrow February 20, 2024
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by Allie3283 February 21, 2024
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She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)
by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024
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Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
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