Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster

by Nurrit May 11, 2021

Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025

Hamster

The real word for pig meat.

I like to eat hamster.

by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.

Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*

by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019

thirsty hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.

Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!

by Allie3283 February 21, 2024

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by anonymous June 19, 2022