Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021

Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)

i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend

by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 18, 2024

hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.

The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.

by OneRedFox May 21, 2025

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 05, 2017

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021

Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

by Lanceroni May 13, 2018

Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.

I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.

by Kibblebip January 13, 2022