Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

Butt Guzzle

The more aggressive and nefarious brother of butt chugging.

I can butt chug this PBR faster than I can tell you about my crossfit workout and vegan diet! Oh yeah Bryan? Watch me butt guzzle this 4 Loko during my keg stand.

by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018

crotch guzzler

A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut.

That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.

Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler.

by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017

ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers

Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph

by PChiddie December 20, 2017

Cum guzzler

A person who likes to suck dick and swallow, a whore (because she guzzles Cum )an insult.

(1) Michelle was popular with the guys, because she loved to swallow, and was known as aCUM GUZZLER
(2) Jane was so pissed off that Sue gave Tim head when she knew sheliked Tim, she told everyone she was a CUM GUZZLING tramp.

by Itty-bitty bossy bitch May 26, 2018

Cum guzzler

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.

This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018