Douche-grenade

A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.

Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!

Get those douche-grenades outta here!

I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!

by AsianBanana April 19, 2011

Hand Grenade Heat

A very, very spicy chili made by Beatrice Middleton. Was a hit in mess halls in 1945, especially at Paris Island. Can be made of any meat, but mostly uses chicken or turkey. The secret is a mix of jalapeno and serrano peppers which she puts in with the meat. Don't get too close or it will explode. Hence the name: Hand Grenade Heat!

Beatrice: Hey y'all, who's hungry? I got something good. Who's ready for some Hand Grenade Heat?

Morris: That really hot chili you love? Oh sure, are you making some?

Beatrice: Yep. This is for you and all the rest of them. Here, taste it. Tell me if it needs more heat.

Morris: (tastes the chili) Wow! That's an explosion waiting to happen. Its got kick!

Stan: Hey, what's that? I know chili but I've never seen chili that hot. (He tastes some and the chili goes BOOM!) Wow! That is one kickin' chili there!

Rabbit: Stanley! You shouldn't have eaten that yet. Its way too hot! You'll get heartburn, honey.

Beatrice: Who cares?! This stuff is meant to give you heartburn. Its not just any old chili, it burned tons of soldiers when I made it in the Marines. One taste of this and you'll be workin' it off for days. (She salutes) Aye sir!! OORAH!

Stan: Sorry, I didn't know it would explode. Now, I'm a big guy, 6'2" 285 lbs. And I love to eat! Otherwise, how would I stay a soft gooey marshmellow?

Bryant: You're not a marshmellow. You're a bunny! Even bunnies need to eat. Thanks for dinner. It rocked!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 27, 2011

Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014

Kappy Grenade

To throw a grenade badly in Counter Strike and end up blinding or killing your own team mates instead of you enemys.

Fuck , who just threw a kappy grenade?

by Mabr September 27, 2014

crimson grenade

When a woman takes out her tampon and throws it to her victim.

I was just hit with a crimson grenade, I must go.

by supertavs July 28, 2015

Grenade

Jersey Shore Term. The ugly friend that tags along with a smokin' hot chick. In a way she explodes and that affects the friend she's with so she's also a cock block. Really ruins the mood. Makes you feel like you're being closely observed by a gay friend. She can also be the wing-girl. Just in case there's a double-team comin' along.

My friend ended up gettin with a hot chick, while I was stuck with the Grenade.

by Hakrim August 1, 2010

Grenade Clock

One of the best new artists in the Clock Crew. Author of the soon to be released Clock Bond Movie, The Man Who Sold The World.

Grenade Clock doesn't suck.

by Not Grenade_Clock November 1, 2003