general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

General Twat

Yeat himself, his right hands being Luh Geeky and Kranky Kranky. The general has a loyal army of Dikkhead soldier’s, Geeker Lieutenants, Twizzies etc.

Yo bro General Twat just posted on his story, its new intel…hes boutta drop soon

by The Geek Apprentice November 18, 2024

Generalstreik

gay boy

that boy is dancing like a Generalstreik

by dooododoodoblahhlah December 2, 2024

General Saaim

general saaim said 1+0=34

you are a general saaim

by General Stones February 16, 2025

General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in

Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”

by rizzperez March 6, 2025

General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in

Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”

by rizzperez March 6, 2025