by Chehala March 18, 2021
whenever you finish with your lady and you throw her over your shoulder by the ankle, grab her wrist on the other side (with your free hand) and flex your back in order to break her spinal cord. often followed up by the garbage disposal
Guy #1: hey dude, how was your date last night??
Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!
Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?
Guy #2: yeah! great week!!
Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!
Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?
Guy #2: yeah! great week!!
by Jay Cadwallader August 04, 2008
A guy who goes around and gets with the ugly girls, cause he can’t pull the hot girls, for the sole purpose of showing them a good time so they don’t complain to their friends they wanna leave.
by Guy that gets laid 6969 December 15, 2021
Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
by Spookars March 02, 2018
Someone you’re attracted to despite their dark circles, bad hair, imperfect teeth, ill-proportioned features, lack of style, angry resting face, or other factors that you don’t intrinsically consider attractive.
They usually consider themselves ugly, but the majority of people don’t agree with them.
A less extreme statement when compared to Ugly Hot.
They usually consider themselves ugly, but the majority of people don’t agree with them.
A less extreme statement when compared to Ugly Hot.
Girl: “I didn’t think twice about him when we first met, but now that I know him he’s actually really cute. He’s got a bit of a unibrow going on though, and I wonder why no one taught him how to dress himself.”
Friend: “Yeah, he got those garbage cute vibes all over him.”
Friend: “Yeah, he got those garbage cute vibes all over him.”
by LowkeyStupid January 24, 2021
What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018