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Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop
Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for
by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022
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Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler
"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes
by Expertbacon February 3, 2024
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grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.
That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.
by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018
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Grant

Grant is blonde boy who goes to hershey high school. He is a mormon and can't engage in intercourse until marriage. He plays football, basketball and baseball. He can't hit curveballs tho. He is always getting his work done in his honors english 9 class with ms mrozowski and always helps his buddies out.
"Grant what happened with the curveballs"
by Rizznaldo May 12, 2023
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Grant

A guys that definitely doesn’t slam dirties and a guy that definitely doesn’t send it
Dude you’re a grant

I fucked banged Samantha
by I banged Samantha January 31, 2019
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grant city

A mix of meth heads and halfway decent people. The school is small and full of Mud crickets but it’s decent besides super poor.

Look at that lady with no teeth, maybe she’s from grant city
look at that lady with no teeth, she must be from grant city
by Yoyo it’s me November 10, 2020
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Grant

Man, he's hot, but damn that thing is small

Oh yeah, that's a Grant. Great guy, small truck
by TheWiggle April 2, 2019
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