Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate, like the boys in No Nut November

Ay are you still in Finger Free February?
Nah yesterday night was hitting different.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

sneaky finger

The action of inserting a digit into an orifice (usually the vagina, but sometimes the anus) unexpectedly.

I couldn't resist giving Sarah the sneaky finger; that short skirt was too tempting.

by Llowell June 27, 2005

Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022

fuck you finger

its the nastier name for your middle finger..Mainly used for signalling someone to fuck off or get fucked.

jack: hahaha did u see me give that dog the fuck you finger??

sally: hell yes how fucking nice of you...

by wenchypoo February 9, 2009

One Finger Salute

The usage of the middle finger to insult a person who offended you, AKA, flipping them off, giving them the bird, et cetera.

'Yeah, well f**k you!' -Proceeds to use middle finger in exasperation-

-Other person, to himself- 'He just gave me the one finger salute!'

-Fight ensues-

by Pirate Soul November 18, 2007

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Farmville finger

Painful joint pain in the pointer finger that is the result of harvesting, plowing, and seeding too much on Farmville. This condition is more common for people who use Macs, or another computer with the flat mouse.

"Hey, __, wanna get started on that project due tomorrow?"

"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"

by Ogabasi October 21, 2009