Vomit Fairy

If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.

A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."

B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."

by Siania December 9, 2008

werepyre fairy tree

(1)A person that strongly believes that they are a werewolf, a vampire, a fairy and a tree all at once

(2)A phrase used to call someone a freak

(1) Person: i am a Werewolf!

Me: ok

Person I am a Vampire!

Me: ok... so your a werepyre?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: right...

Person: im a fairy!

Me: you may need help...

Person:I am A tree

Me: so your a Werepyre fairy tree?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: you seriously need help

(2)
Person: -being a complete freak- lalalalalalalalala
Me: your a werepyre fairy tree lol

by The-lone_devil May 30, 2011

magical fairy tits

Dos tits that you can never catch cuz they are too good for you, so they seem unrealistic.

I went up to the orb, opened the curtain and heard a voice say, "Behold, the magical fairy tits."

by Woahtherebroimjustaunicorn October 13, 2013

Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

vagina fairy

1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.

2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)

3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide

4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.

5. I could go on forever

Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?

Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks

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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"

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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?

by Buenafe, A August 30, 2007

dingleberry fairy

the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.

that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.

by jumpinjim December 21, 2009

Fairy Godmother Syndrome

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.

The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.

by Dr. Faux January 18, 2011