ethan to

Someone who is not nice and is very uneducated. He owns a turtle who he thinks is a bunny because he is very blind.

Is that ethan to?

Yeah I wouldn’t talk to him, he’s not nice

by Nenenenenenene February 19, 2018

ethan rutledge

A mother fucking hoe face that sucks dick for fun

Ethan Rutledge sucks dick for fun

by Swag master69420blazeit December 30, 2015

EthanGirlhopper

Someone who dates someone for a day, then moves onto the next girl, and tries to win the other one pack with stupid texts and pick up lines.

You are such an EthanGirlhopper

by Dabombest August 26, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is that kind of guy who makes you feel happy with only saying hello. He'll always try to make you feel better whenever you're sad or down, he'll be one of literally the closest friends in your life. He'll be OBSESSED WITH STALIA or any good tv show. He would be the shoulder to lay on and the only guy who you would wish to have a friendship that never ends. He's someone compassionate, loving, unique, caring, smart, literally the best think that ever happened to you. You will literally feel like you two know since forever, because of how much he knows about you. Sometimes, you even think that you don't deserve someone like an Ethan for how amazing he can be with you. But an Ethan is someone who's almost like your brother, it would be weird if Ethan gets into an argument. But if you have any Ethans in your life, never let him go and make him feel loved AT ALL TIMES, BECAUSE HE WILL DO THE SAME only to make you smile.

That guy is so sweet! He totally is an Ethan

by THE OG EIZA January 18, 2017

Ethan

A really hot guy, yet cute guy. He is the definition of cute, and don't tell anybody else otherwise. He is sweet, caring, and modest. He is one of the top 5 most popular guys in school, but doesn't use it against people. He includes any and everyone. Ethan is extremely athletic, and typically plays sports in his free time. If he isn't playing sports, he is hanging out with his friends. Ethan is funny, as he can make anybody laugh. He always has a smile on his face, and is an optimist. He doesn't date the hot, rich, popular girls like the rest of his friends. He dates shy, cute, unnoticed girls. You are extremely lucky to have him. NEVER let him go.

Notice me, Senpai. I love you, Ethan. <333

Girl 1: Omg did you hear Jessica broke up with Ethan?
Girl 2: *Gasp* No way. She is going to be sorry she left his ass.

Girl 1: At least I have a chance with him now!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 7, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is one of the dumbest person you will ever meet. He is skinny and short. Although he is dumb, his smile is very contagious and will make you smile.

Person 1: OMG did you see that skinny ass boy?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: He is such an Ethan

by BeisbolDoge January 23, 2019

Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019