Lunch with elephants

A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.

Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.

Mike: You're on!

by jerseyboy44 June 1, 2010

Elephant Junk

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

angry elephant

An angry elephant is that boy that is chill and smart. But once he gets hurt, angry, or someone messes with his girl, he turns into the hulk.

Dang that's an angry elephant

by Mister.Steal.Yo.Girl August 2, 2016

elephants trunk

When you smack your spouse with your genitals multiple times in the face, while the other tries to grab your junk with their teeth.

Dude, you must try the, elephants trunk, tonight.

by the chuck norris effect October 13, 2014

Elephant dickin

When someone won't leave you alone.

When someone isn't doing their job.

When someone is slow at something.

Percy won't stop elephant dickin.

by Grifgrif9262 March 14, 2021

elephant syndrome

When a person (usually female) once had a larger than average booty and then lost it, which is followed by her still wearing the old clothes which had been streched to fit the original ass, leaving loose material around the bum resembling an elephant rear.

Sometimes when you see one of these people it's best to ask them if they are aware that they've lost their rump.

"April still wears those old ass jeans?"
"Yeah, it's sad, elephant syndrome strikes again."

by Helljin December 28, 2005

elephant butt

When a person has a rear end that is smaller and flatter than their torso, creating an effect that looks much like the rear end of an elephant minus the tail.

"man that girl didn't have anything on her backside, looked like she had an elephant butt."

by Timmay S. May 3, 2007