paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

eating the fish

The act of providing oral pleasure to a woman. See: Cunnilingus, licking the carpet, washing the beaver, playing the pussy flute, kissing the clam.

Man: I can't believe your girlfriend made us such a killer lunch.

Boyfriend: I think it was to make up for the fact that I ate the fish last night, even though it was seriously rancid.

Man:*thinks about eating the fish* *quiet empathetic gag*

by Justdontask1 June 19, 2014

dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

eating pineapple

also know as streaking, it is the act of running in the middle of the night completely naaaked : and laughing until pee comes down your leg.

one can do this with a towel tied around your neck, which is suggested, just in case those pesky neighbors come out.


also, it is perfectly fine to do it with other members of the same sex, or if you're feeling andeventurous, invite the opposite sex!

Jim: "Soooo what'd you do last night?"

Sarah: "bitch, i was eating pineapple last night! you missed out!"
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Alex: "Omg, michelle i love you so much lets go have some fun eating pineapple together!"

Michelle: "Ok alex lets do it!"

by schooolisoverrated March 15, 2009

turd eating freak

an insult for a fat man that eats to much and goes to the bathroom often

Bob is so fat that turd eating freak

by Pamula Anderson May 30, 2006

Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkey

A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.

In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?

by xi_32 December 26, 2008

eating out

going to a restaurant or fast food place

i went to eating out and so i went to mcdonalds, and got a junior chicken

by Hayllee May 10, 2016