Drug store christmas

The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.
Mom: ok son open your gift!

little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o

Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?

little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.

Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"

little billy: >=(
by Spootybeaver113 April 24, 2011
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mexican drug lord

When you are in the gym locker room and you wear your button-up shirt without buttoning it up. Preceded to say' " Sell all the cocaine" and say yes in a very evil but slightly charming voice.
1.Man that shirt is making you look like a Mexican drug lord

2.William Goad is a Mexican drug lord
by Tesco man May 31, 2016
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pussy drug beard

A disgusting guy that has a beard that looks like a pussy or like it smells like pussy. He could probably store and sell drugs out of said beard. A pussy drug beard is usually found playing guitar or bongos. He is a vibe guy and very chill. It is a stereotypical stoner beard.

The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.
That pussy drug beard from match just winked me and he makes less than $25,000 a year.

A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.

Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.
by Monroe75 August 6, 2011
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Drugs Delaney

A racist term used for a community of minorities that can only sell drugs and work the corners because they don't have the smarts to do anything better.
Detroit is getting bad. All of the schools are closing and forcing a crazy Drugs Delaney situation there.
by NotRacistDrunkGuy December 17, 2010
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drug store handicap

When an animal sport betting game is being manipulated by injecting the animals with drugs.
The word is often used when referring to foul play in horse races.
It's what they called back then a drug store handicap, guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing, so he schemes to make it so.
by Ørångus April 3, 2019
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Smart drug theft

Smart drug theft is when someone steals your smart drugs. They might steal your Modafinil, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, N-Acetyl-Selank, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Choline, Omega 3's, B Vitamins, -Carnitine, Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Prolintane, D,L-Deprenyl, and more.
Tyler: Hey, that jackass wearing a black mask stole my Modafinil! It's smart drug theft!
by CognitiveFuel September 8, 2023
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drug dealer groupie

Individual(s) who will hang around a drug dealer and will offer service of any kind with hopes of drugs as a form payment.
I haven’t seen you for ever, you were a drug dealer groupie for how long?
by DIRTNAPP December 15, 2022
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