Derek

Not the most attractive but the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is a great boyfriend and a hottie in bed

Damn i heard you have a Derek i've always wanted one

by PoPoQuisha March 13, 2016

Daddy Derek

The daddy of all dereks, probably the greatest scott to ever live.

1.
Marsh: "I can't wait for first lesson"
Joe: "Why?"
Marsh: "Because we get to see Daddy Derek"
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2.

Joe: "Oh my god I love Daddy Derek, Daddy Derek is a real Babe"

by tjb150899 June 20, 2018

Dereck

The gay male version of a cougar.

Lance is 37 years old. He's boning a 20 year old named Bruce. This makes him a Dereck.

by F'n F March 13, 2018

Derek

Small, foolish, annoying. Isn't caught up on the worlds news. Isn't great in school. Very bothersome

Derek: (doing homework) how do you multiply again?

by Cheerleader1119 March 7, 2016

Derek

Derek: a person, who although great and funny to laugh at, will NEVER be the funny one.

Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!

Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!

Dan: Why?

Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one

by Iamdanomara January 3, 2012

Derection

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.

Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."

by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011

Derek

A dude with an extremely annoying stutter that loves a girl that starts with a T, ends in an N, and has the letters ARY in between. They want to make Cobra Starship Stutter Babies

Derek: uh-I-i L-la-love T-ta-tar-tary-taryn!

by emoplusfigglyequalslove February 23, 2009